enough britney, let’s go disco dancing!

December 1, 2006

It’s Dr. Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band! But which one is Dr. Buzzard?

pantyless britney drops another baby

November 27, 2006


Britney gave birth again this last weekend, whilst climbing into the car of her new best-friend-forever, Paris Hilton. Damn, is that girl fertile!

More pix here.

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courtney love attacked by pterodactyls

November 25, 2006


(Photo taken with special camera that can see what’s in Courtney’s fevered brain.)

Original source pic.

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anne hathaway’s teeth, breasts vie for supremacy

November 22, 2006


So far, the teeth are winning.

britney’s pants found

November 22, 2006


Britney lost her pants the other night while partying with Paris. Lucky for her, they’ve been found!

alien spacecraft lands on victoria beckham’s head

November 20, 2006


Xenu’s wedding gift to Tom and Katie

November 20, 2006


So cute! A little baking-soda-and-vinegar volcano! (Thetans not included.)

kim cattrall shows a little pussy … literally

November 11, 2006


At a recent book signing, Kimm Cattrall gave photographers a little Basic Instinct-style flash. Upon closer examination, it becomes clear what a cute little furry pussy she has!

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I’m with firecrotch

November 11, 2006


madge: then and now

November 11, 2006

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boobies gone bad: beach nightmare

November 11, 2006


Starring: David Gest!

mischa barton to appear in blurry scene in new movie

November 9, 2006


“Apparently we lit this scene really badly, or something,” director confesses.

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