daniel baldwin informed of britney breakup

November 9, 2006

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slow and shambolic

November 9, 2006

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In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.


rick santorum makes children cry

November 8, 2006

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Well, I lost, kids. You’ll all have to go back to the orphanage.


marianne vs. mariah catsuit showdown

November 8, 2006

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Weak, Mariah, weak. And what’s with the stupid cowboy hat? Let Marianne Faithfull show you how it’s done.

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The winner!


emancipation of britney links

November 8, 2006

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K-Fed is Ralph Wiggum

“Hey! I’m up HERE y’all.”

Wait — there was an election yesterday?

Losing Faith (Hill) (Non-Brit link.)


kylie minogue’s arse in a jar

November 8, 2006

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Kylie hawks her new miracle beauty cream, “Arse in a Jar.”

(Not photoshopped.)


britney’s divorce cake

November 7, 2006

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popo-POW!!!!

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and now, another word from adam ant

November 7, 2006

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Bang bang you’re dead
Did not did too
Stop diddy-bopping buddy
Bouncing Betty on you


mary-kate olsen grows third leg

November 7, 2006

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… to help her outrun the paparazzi. Run, Mary-Kate, run!

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vote or pie!

November 6, 2006

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Or why not have both? Come for the voting, stay for the pie.


linky links

November 6, 2006

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Stavros studies art atop a limo

“I gotta hear Judy Garland’s ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’ every morning.”

Courtney Love Loves Courtney Love


woman flees k-fed horror

November 6, 2006

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You can’t catch the wind! Source.